Dave Barry once wrote:
Wall Street [is] always making up preposterous explanations as to why stock prices rise and fall, such as “tension in the Middle East,” when of course there is always tension in the Middle East. When we finally have a nuclear war and there is no life left on Earth except cockroaches, the cockroaches in the Middle East will be tense.
And in the same spirit, a Dilbert comic strip from July 1989:
This was twenty five years ago. Two of the three "reusable headlines" hold up well (certainly "Unrest in the Mideast"). "Home prices rise" was true most of the time. Here is an Economist on U.S. home prices 1987-2013:
USA housing prices, adjusted for inflation, 1985-2013 [Economist] [Link]
There it is, the famous "Housing Bubble". Prices rose dramatically from 1997-2006. But then in 2008-2009, as prices crashed, the exact opposite of Dilbert's "eternal headline" was regular news. In 2014 we're back to "normal".
Oh, I remember those early and mid 2000s. As far as I could tell, everybody really did believe, somehow, that home prices would rise forever, as if by magic. Late night TV had "how to get rich quick in real estate" shows, one after another. Buy a property and then sell soon(er or later). Housing prices will have had risen some amount, say 10% in a year, for a net profit of many thousands of dollars. Do the same a dozen times, and you've made a small fortune! It might as well've been manna from heaven.
Oh, I remember those early and mid 2000s. As far as I could tell, everybody really did believe, somehow, that home prices would rise forever, as if by magic. Late night TV had "how to get rich quick in real estate" shows, one after another. Buy a property and then sell soon(er or later). Housing prices will have had risen some amount, say 10% in a year, for a net profit of many thousands of dollars. Do the same a dozen times, and you've made a small fortune! It might as well've been manna from heaven.
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